Around my house things are never dull. As I prepared this mornings oatmeal, our youngest come up to me and say’s his brother wants a 4-wheeler. That is nothing new, but here is where it gets interesting.
JJ- “Gas is pretty expensive, so when Jameson gets a 4-wheeler he is going to use farts for gas. I am going to help him. Did you know farts are gas?”
Me – “Umm… *chuckle*…Yes.”
JJ – “You will need to makes lots of fart food. How do we make the farts stay in the gas tank?”
Jameson – ” I was just joking JJ, farts won’t work, they are the wrong kind of gas……Hey, JJ. Did you know gas is flammable? That means when you fart your butt could catch fire!”
JJ – “Cool! Can we try it?”
And it’s just downhill from there, my friends 🙂 Use your imagination and you will not even come close, lol!